Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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The first movie really did have a great script.
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i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
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I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
best movie ever asdfghjkl
